Lyrics for Rocks Instead of Rice

[pickluh]

OK. I listened again and I think this is mostly right -- except for one part I really can't understand:

Long black limousine pulls up to a church
The sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway
And I don't care if I'm crashing everything

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Long white dress - this must be some kinda' joke
Virgin? please! This ain't gonna' be her first
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer
I'd be pullin' her hair
And I'd kick that lyin' sack of should'a known better
In the you know where

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Nah - nah nana nana, etc.

(Don't understand this part)

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

[werss]

This is probably one of the songs Kellie said would surprise people. I love it! She's being completely real and personable the way she was with Small Town Girl. In fact, even more so. I have a great feeling that this album is going to be like no other. Personally, I find the song to be absolutely hilarious.

[augustana]

Long white dress, this must be some kinda' joke

Someone else said that too, but I think it's something else between "dress" and "joke". Can't tell what though.

Virgin? please! This ain't gonna' be her first

Like the last line, I have no clue what it is, but I'm pretty sure it's something else between "please" and "first".

I'd kick that lyin' sack of should'a known better
In her you know where

I think it's just "in you know where" cause she's talking about the guy.

(Don't understand this part)

Well if that's his way -----------
Raise your hand ----------

[KellieIs2006Idol]

This is what I got from it, But like the rest not really sure. I hear something different every time I play it lol


Long white wheels come pull up to the church
A sick heart plead
Wishin' it was a hearse
I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway
And I don't care 'if I'm crashing every thing

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Long white dress, This must be some kind of joke.
Virgin please. Did Shane wanna leave first?

But if the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'll be pulling her hair
And I'll kick that lying sack of should'a known better
Baby you know where.

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Well if that's the day to say some sweet sincere
Way to bad my money don't let me here

(chorus again)Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

[robert1848]

A very interesting song. This is the second song she has done based on her first serious relationship.

I wonder if she was really at his wedding?

What a fool he was to do Kellie dirty!!!

[augustana]

Originally Posted by robert1848

A very interesting song. This is the second song she has done based on her first serious relationship.

I wonder if she was really at his wedding?

What a fool he was to do Kellie dirty!!!

He's not even married yet. The song's obviously tongue-in-cheek. I'm sure she mentioned that her ex was getting married to whoever she wrote the song with (doesn't sound like an Aimee Mayo song. So probably the guys who wrote BHC) and they went from there.

[kelliesmostbiggestfanever]

wow is this by kellie? haha its pretty cool haha

[robert1848]

Originally Posted by augustana

He's not even married yet. The song's obviously tongue-in-cheek. I'm sure she mentioned that her ex was getting married to whoever she wrote the song with (doesn't sound like an Aimee Mayo song. So probably the guys who wrote BHC) and they went from there.

HMMMMMMMM. My mistake. I had heard he had gotten married. Sorry.

[Kellielover101]

Ha Ha!!
I can't wait to hear this song, it sound HILARIOUS!!!

[pickluh]

Originally Posted by Kellielover101

Ha Ha!!
I can't wait to hear this song, it sound HILARIOUS!!!

You can hear it and see it in the thread about Biloxi. Greta did a video.

[Kellielover101]

heres the video link, I hope it works!Photo Sharing by MyPhotoAlbum.com :: MyPhotoAlbum :: Kellie Pickler/Biloxi, MS :: "Rocks Instead Of Rice"

[KellieShellieGirl]

Some of those lyrics are a bit off Ron,especially in the first couple verses.The rest of it sounds quite accurate though. Great job.I absolutely love this song,I can sense a #1 single.

[KellieCrazy77]

ha ha ha!
Kellie is SO funny
This song is great!