» Two Is Poo: Arista's Brad Paisley threw Taylor Swift a No. 2 party recently to commemorate “Teardrops On My Guitar" peaking at that chart position. Decorations included a toilet bowl and toilet paper rolls covered with chocolate candy bars. "Brad was cracking me up. He had second place ribbons everywhere," said Taylor. “Then he proceeded to deliver this long and thought-out speech about the value of the No. 2 spot, and presented me a plaque. It was pretty great."

lmao.